You know, I have always wondered if my wanderlust developed because we moved so much when I was a kid. I moved at *least* once a year... sometimes more.

I went to get a haircut when I was 14 and scared of talking to hairdressers (nothing has changed). They saw I had curly hair and no hair styling skills or interest. Yet they gave me the Rachel. Covered in some sort of oil. It was the worst hair moment of my life at that point. Until I cut my fringe straight and short.

I think she meant Valerine Bertnernie.

As a person who has just spent the last 4 hours watching Friends, I can say for sure that it was definitely the worst haircut Rachel ever had on the show. But her hair when she dated Bruce Willis is my spirit hair.

“Animals! Thugs. Where are their father—- oh, wait...a bunch of Irish chicks? Carry on, then.”

This is more what I meant.

Those pickles are cool because their mascot is a stork, which is the universal symbol of having an unwanted baby because your Christian pharmacist wouldn’t sell you your birth control and your shithole state only has one abortion clinic left.

Those quotes were horrible. If you only have 10 hours max to spend with the person you’re dating per week, how about just don’t date? On the other hand, these next two quotes make him sound like fun:

MIMOSAS??!?!! MIMOSAS!?!??!!?!?

you guys i’m so attracted to this man lord help me

It was Adam. Adam’s married to Steve.

They certainly are being persecuted. One time a lady at Target told them “happy holidays” instead of “merry christmas” and it was EXACTLY like when Paul got beheaded in Rome.

So, just to be clear here - Allen West thinks that a Christian shouldn’t have to make a cake for a gay wedding, but that a Muslim person should absolutely be required to serve him alcohol? Ah, I see the standard of hypocrisy is low these days.

Since being “New Black” (aka casual negros, aka uncle toms lite) became en vogue with a certain type of black person. Since the utter bullshit that is respectability politics, coupled with the pathological desire for white acceptance, became a viable path to ending racism in the minds of self hating black people.…

In Vance’s book, Musk comes across as an obsessive workaholic who thinks about electric cars and very little else (surprise).

And here, I was thinking it would be Blue Laws aka Christian Sharia preventing the sale:

“And on the seventh day, God watched football at a sports bar, and surveyed all the beer he had consumed, and truly, this was a Sunday Funday.”

I pointed the sign out to Aubrey and her response was a simple question, how is it that this Muslim employee could refuse service to customers based on his religious beliefs, but Christians are being forced to participate in specific events contrary to their religious beliefs?

Yes, what is this world coming to when employees can refuse service to customers simply based on their own religious beliefs? I’m assuming, of course, that next he’s going to go after the pharmacists and pharmacy techs who refuse to supply customers with birth control and Plan B. Right? Riiiiight?