So you are telling me you are surprised that a heated exchange on Reddit led to someone talking about their penis? Really?

This is my three-year-old to a tee.

Yeah like I’ll take weed advice from some dumb broad who brags about knowing fucking Fergie

I make the best brownies on Earth.

Eeep... I just did an involuntary kegel reading that. I really hope you’re OK now.

Five bucks says that the “recovery” operation consists of restoring the contents of the various Recycle Bins on the local machines, or at most, a Recuva session.

Loretta Lynn a couple weeks ago. I'm kind of obsessed with her.

My aunt “has” Morgellons. I “had” something similar in 2010. I was obsessed with ingrown hairs, to the point that I believed I had almost twice as much hair as I actually had, but it was ‘trapped’ under the skin of my scalp and therefore I had to free it with my fingernails. I waxed all the skin off my chin because I…

What else, pray tell, is in the teaches of Peaches?

YES> The last sentence resonates. I had a big disagreement with my ob/gyn for my 3rd pregnancy about her insistence that I “NEEDED” to have a c-section due to 2 previous sections. (The first “may” have been necessary, it was not an emergency, but I am certain the second was not, just the impatience of the ob/gyn - it…

Definitely, the way to empower women and help them feel powerful is to tell them what to wear.

uhh...just saying Adreian Payne is accused of gang raping a girl with a fellow teammate during her first week of college and this is one of the three cases being currently under review by U.S. Department of Education’s Office for Civil Rights for MSU violating Title IX http://spartanavenue.com/2014/03/06/mic…and is…

on our Epic Honeymoon ROADTRIP, we* informed the hotel in Seville that it was our honeymoon, and all they did was send up one lousy piece of chocolate cake and a bottle of water. ONE piece! Also the hot tub was "closed for repairs".

I brought pretty and sexy lingerie for the wedding night, and couldn't wait to show it off for my new husband. I'd never had such sweet little things to wear before in my life! I was anticipating so much romance and lovemaking and all the things a newlywed couple would revel in. Well, my husband had brought his idea…

The cast of Strangers With Candy. No contest.

“The principal told Love that it wasn’t anything personal”

how to get away with broken turn signals:

Meanwhile, some Christian bakers are going to gay neighborhoods and giving out free cupcakes to show support. http://t.co/v5m4IcvlBN

I know, right? The rapey-ist lyricist ever that then tried NOT to take responsibility in court … because: vicodin. Robin Thicke needs to disappear from the public eye for a few millennia.