I have theory (it could be bunnies). No sorry, I couldn’t help myself. Anyway, I met a woman a couple of years ago who was relatively new to lady hormones, and she was all giddy and silly about they were effecting her. Crying at commercials etc. She said that she felt like the 12 year old girl she hadn’t gotten to be.…

I get terrible TV empathy/contact embarassment and I can’t watch it because I want to peel my skin off any time white lady speaks. However, I do very much enjoy the recaps on Vulture.

We don’t know because the last time they did it, they were teenagers. And you were more than willing ignore that with your stupid little link. Did you even read it? Go away with your bullshit.

You mean when they were 16 and 17? Isn't it amazing how no one changes for 17 years? Oh wait, no, that's not this works.

I automatically dislike anyone that uses “f bomb” sincerely. True story, my dad does this. A couple years ago I found out he slept with his sister when they were in their early 20s. But saying fuck is bad. He also supports Huckabee and has for years.

Wow. It's a fucking garland. Grow up.

I support you! I too have had some bullshit responses from tattoo artists. The guy in Key Largo who didn’t draw, only traced. If you can’t draw, don’t be a fucking tattoo artist. The guy in Reno who wanted to argue with me about feminism, I have a set that says “misogyny kills” “misandry irritates” on my arms.

The last article about this had a really great comment that I’m gonna straight up steal/paraphrase. The video itself irrelevant. It’s the rules put to the audience that is the work. That’s where the challenge is.

Ugh. This lady. This book. This scandal. Who cares. This was already done. BoBos In Paradise.

Without a doubt my favorite Simpsons moment ever. I quote it frequently.

On New Years Eve morning I took my coworker for her second abortion in 3 months. But she is still anti-choice. And pro-slut shaming. And hid the second from her boyfriend because he would get mad. But thought the video of Ray Rice in the elevator was funny. I can't even.

Division of labor in my house is solely based on “you are terrible at that, let me.” I had to teach a 36 year old man (who has lived on his own for 15+ years!) how to hard boil an egg. In his defense, his mother hates egg in all forms and he will only eat them when they are thoroughly mixed (scrambled and omelet). Oh…

And they didn't ask to be actors either. Once they hit legal adult age they stopped completely.

90s rave scene was actually awesome. It was a different time. You’d get a flyer, and you call a number, and you meet the guy with the address at a gas station or something. You’d head over. There was some money for drugs type stuff, but there was a lot more “hey can I sit here and smoke with you? Would like some…

Barnes & Noble. 1996. I’m working in the cafe. We have a regular who makes his own cafe au lait by ordering a small coffee in a large glass, making us microwave it until it’s lava and filling the cup with milk at the sugar station. Drinks his coffee, then sprays diarrhea all over the men's room. Like, if you bent over…

A couple years ago I saw a young teenaged boy in the airport with a banana stand employee style shirt and it said Mr. Manager on the right breast. So proud of the youths!

Having 34 children is not one of them.

5’9”

You are amazing. And no, I have zero idea who she is, I think she probably looks like an “oh I love her!” actress from Law and Order or something.

No it doesn't.