Without a doubt my favorite Simpsons moment ever. I quote it frequently.

On New Years Eve morning I took my coworker for her second abortion in 3 months. But she is still anti-choice. And pro-slut shaming. And hid the second from her boyfriend because he would get mad. But thought the video of Ray Rice in the elevator was funny. I can't even.

Division of labor in my house is solely based on “you are terrible at that, let me.” I had to teach a 36 year old man (who has lived on his own for 15+ years!) how to hard boil an egg. In his defense, his mother hates egg in all forms and he will only eat them when they are thoroughly mixed (scrambled and omelet). Oh…

My parents are readers but not this kind of stuff so they gave me great music and that's about it.

Good to know! Thanks you.

And they didn't ask to be actors either. Once they hit legal adult age they stopped completely.

90s rave scene was actually awesome. It was a different time. You’d get a flyer, and you call a number, and you meet the guy with the address at a gas station or something. You’d head over. There was some money for drugs type stuff, but there was a lot more “hey can I sit here and smoke with you? Would like some…

Barnes & Noble. 1996. I’m working in the cafe. We have a regular who makes his own cafe au lait by ordering a small coffee in a large glass, making us microwave it until it’s lava and filling the cup with milk at the sugar station. Drinks his coffee, then sprays diarrhea all over the men's room. Like, if you bent over…

A couple years ago I saw a young teenaged boy in the airport with a banana stand employee style shirt and it said Mr. Manager on the right breast. So proud of the youths!

Having 34 children is not one of them.

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John Brunner. Who? Seriously. The name isn’t even vaguely familiar. Maybe he’s one those authors that’s really popular in UK and never made it big across the pond? I’ve collectively spent years of my life going book by book in the sci fi sections of used book stores from Connecticut to California, doesn’t even ring a…

Yeah I can see where you are coming from. But I’m 36 so to me, alternative rock is anything that Casey Kasem wasn’t playing. Indie rock is stuff that just wasn’t on the radio at all. Julianna Hatfield vs Sinister Dane. Not really genres of their own. ;) Spec covers specifically sci fi, fantasy, magical realism,…

You are amazing. And no, I have zero idea who she is, I think she probably looks like an “oh I love her!” actress from Law and Order or something.

No it doesn't.

It is wildly apparent (based on your comments/behavior in the last few months) that you don’t understand what the difference is between punching up and punching down. Color me shocked you agree with Seinfeld.

Fuck that other reply. Good for you!

Well now, I wasn’t talking about you at all. I don’t creep on past comment history. I was very specifically talking about OPs other account in this thread. See if you can spot it. OP is also posting under Fred something in the Gawker article about this.

It's posting under Fred something on the gawker article about this.

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