I guess the nice thing about being a Hilton is that you can afford Britney’s auto tuner.

Was the hardest part explaining who The Bee Gees are? Or have they “updated” it? Or....ooh this one baffled me.....menstrual belts!

I am, for all intents and purposes, engaged. We live together, we share a bank account, I am looking into getting him power of attorney so that if I end up in the hospital he can make my decisions (not my family!). But it doesn't count cause I don't have the correct jewelry. We have talked about our marriage, and when…

I have an issue with this person not knowing the relationship between the two. Surely, I didn’t have the sole professor who referred to Shelley as Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley? Yes, most of my lit classes had a feminist bent but still.

Do you believe people can change religions? Convert from one to another? Similar principle, just less Jesus.

I have this bag from a year or two ago with rainbow stripes. Sturdy, tons of room, easy to clean.

Are You There God, Deenie, Forever, and Smart Women are my favorites. I’ve read all of them a million times. Judy prepared me so well for my first period. And I tried the boob growing excercises.

I took an entire roll of film of my first asleep in her basket. With minuscule changes. And got doubles. Just. So. Cute.

Truth! My sister and I are in our 30s and I just had a birthday. She replaced the chess she destroyed when I was 8. But all the pics of us as kids are super sweet.

Cookie Monster! The first book my daughter picked out for herself was a Cookie Monster book. She was about one and she would “read” that book to herself over and over. Your babies are beautiful!

There is collection of tweets somewhere explaining why various toddlers had tantrums. Stuff like “someone ate all the muffins. It was him” it's pretty funny and very cute

My first bike! I had training wheels though

I went from a public school with so many poor kids that breakfast and lunch were free to a private school with a soft serve machine in the cafeteria. I was always afraid to take too much, that people would know I wasn't used to so much food.

No uterus? No opinion. If ya don't want her to have an abortion...don't fuck her. Now sit your ass the fuck down.

Isn't she lovely!

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I don't remember why at all. I'm just left with the memory of being frustrated. Which is unusual for me, I'm the first one defend an authors choice (I think The Dark Tower ending was great). Maybe I should try it again, I did really like it up til I finished.

Thanks!

Your ability to distinguish between the specific you and the general you makes me sad for whatever corner of academia you inhabit.

Her skits are hilarious, however some of us prefer to not pay for cable TV and it's nice to have the cream easily available.