That must be so hard.

Do you work with teens that have acted out already or teens that have identified as such but are seeking treatment before it becomes a problem?

What backwoods place do you live that people don’t put a hand on their hip on occasion? It’s a normal, HUMAN thing to do. The fact that you associate putting a hand on your hip solely with Pamela Anderson is fucking weird. I’m a,so guessing that if your daughter at 19 was dressing up as Pam Anderson you are in your…

If putting on a comdom ruins the mood for you? Yeah, I'm going with very inexperienced. But go ahead. Ignore what I'm saying. I'm monogamous so there's no chance it'll be me you inflict yourself on.

I've had sex with hundreds of people. You know who has that problem? People that are very inexperienced or who think that porn is accurate. If using birth control ruins the mood, maybe don't fuck that person.

Regular sized condoms can be pulled over the hand and forearm of an average sized human woman. Your dick is not that big. Loose condoms are more likely to slip and come off.

That sounds like the least fun sex ever. It is very easy to make the application of condoms sexy. Ask your partner to touch themself while the other opening the package. Quick up and down bj while opening the package sliding it on while you are down there. Etc.

I deserve some sort of crown for the beauty of my last true nerd rage. I did not quit. I got someone else to.

Weed joke or completely normal name for a meat pie company?

Is it legal to kick them/break their phone?

Me too! More accurately, I’m giggling like a maniac shouting “hah another one!” As I go down the list.

I think Belgarath should have gotten a nod too.

How......TV and movie centric. And no mention of the Stainless Steel Rat so I’m going to say that this is worst list ever published on IO9. I’ve never been so disappointed.

Yeah the poisoning story is completely appropriate and absolutely should have been posted. It’s totally fine to dose strangers drinks with chemicals as long as you are a sociopath bartender. Good call all around.

I have a cousin named Stephanie. I’m a default “ph” person myself.

I think there are. Isn't the split 51/49? Which is a small percentage but a lot of people.

I completely disagree with you. I do not like hoppy beers, I think every single IPA I’ve ever tasted reminds me of dirty sweat socks. And I still really enjoy the Lagunitas. But I feel better now, I assumed I was the most hop sensitive beer drinker :)

Yet again Vegas classes up the rest of Nevada. Bottle service.....now a food.

Thank you! Oh my freaking god! My childhood was rotary phones and paper encyclopedias and a knob to switch between VHF and UHF on the tv! I am so so excited by what we have done so far and how much more we are going to do! People using 3D printers to make limbs in under developed areas!!! So cool!

That’s an important distinction, thanks for explaining that. We had this girl come into a bar that served food (kitchen was open, no animals allowe) with a Chihuahua! Not a service dog. I took the heat for telling her to take it outside because your damn rat is not performing a service function. Just love your dog?…