Wow. You need to calm the fuck down. It is incredibly apparent that you are unable to recognize humor. It's an article about cheap wine and arsenic. Unlax.

The place I picked, you pick your main meat course and they include a ton of stuff and a glass of wine! My only stress now is do I get the chop or the leg?

You are so nice! I'm having a staycation downtown next week and Louis' Basque Corner has been added to the agenda.

Excellent idea! I've been here for 2.5 years and I always forget about the Basque places. So unusual and they look so good.

We went out a couple days ago and I was super excited that they had updated their wine list and had a single Sauv Blanc from New Zealand (my go to, never had a bad one). They were out of it, so I ordered the suggested alternative. This particular brand was both local and a supplier of white zin. I made an involuntary…

California wines, IF you are buying them from the vineyards or at a nice wine store, can be great. California wines available at restaurants here are (by definition) cheap and terrible.

I live in Reno and all you can get is fucking California wine at the restaurants. It is, to a glass, terrible. I guess I'm sensitive to both tannins and arsenic.

Tl;dr XOJane published yet another utterly tone deaf article by someone that should probably have been strangled at birth. At least this one isn't blatently racist I guess. Jane Pratt has destroyed all of the good will built by Sassy by publishing article after article by people who only deserve Thought Catalog. Stop…

I had a burst ectopic 14 years ago (bye bye Fallopian tube!) and then got a surprise (regular) pregnancy three years later. I do come from some wicked fertile people, and obviously we aren't the same person, but an ectopic doesn't necessarily mean you have to stop. I'm actually planning on having a baby in the next…

Wheel of Time? Yeah. I didn't start ASOIAF until he was three books in for just that reason. But I can't regret it. I have Arya Stark in my life now.

I haven't even finished the article but I had to pop down here to say this.

Yay! I also love her to a silly degree. She's my kitchen music.

Yes, because the really important people are the allies. Stop silencing the "God I'm on YOUR side" crew. Let's all make sure we never forget the vital importance of those who click on little stars and share on Facebook. Their contributions and sacrifice are far too often lost among the voices of the directly affected.…

Hey, if you find any options near you, ask about ear wax/wax hash. I smoke it in a pen vape, and I'm a regular smoker and two hits is more than enough. I use it for anxiety, it's very damping. There are a few medical strains. Even if it doesn't necessarily do enough for pain at a regular dose, it is much, much easier…

Thank you for the homage!

*reiterates point vis a vis the failure of the educational system*

Thanks for the homage!

You. You are one of the many reasons America sucks. Specifically you. Literally. You. You are the problem. Not using the word "you" in a general sense. You, the actual human being (supposedly) who wrote those words. You are the reason people pretend to be Canadian when traveling. You are an embarrassment and an…

Do you think the people in his office don't support his policies? They are equally as deserving of glitter.

Beware of Ipsy. I tried to sign up for them a month or so ago. I filled out everything and gave them payment info. Then I was informed I was on a waiting list and I had to invite three people from Facebook to get off of it. Which is a bullshit thing to do.