Holy shit! You are amazing! But even so, oh hell no on this recipe. If it is absolutely necessary to use spinach, get a Stoiffers spinach soufflé, cook it, cool it, mix it into the ricotta. No sugar! Water thin slices of pepperoni added to the top ten minutes before you take it out of the oven for a crispy meat crust.

She is absolutely awesome. And she's done some really wonderful movies. But she will always be the best Friend to me. January first! Netflix! I don't have to get up every six episodes to change the dvd anymore!

Bullshit on the pot story. Edibles smell like skunk. I should know. I have a freezer full of them, eat them all the damn time. One of my bosses makes butter constantly and I have tub full of that too. It's green, bright green. And you can smell it across the room.

In a monogamous relationship? Delete your fucking dating profiles or you are in fact a giant asshole.

I LOVE the "extra cigarette" approach. It gives me a chance to say "Yeah, dude, opened a pack with 21 today!"

So interesting! Thank you.

Oooh. Thanks for the link!

You do understand that if you tell your audience to fuck off, they will right? This is not your personal blog, the people reading this site make it possible for there to even be a site. This shitty fucking attitude might play well in your office but you are acting like an asshole.

I guess this is one way to respond to calls to boycott black friday.

Representation matters. A fucking lot.

I'm a white woman and I literally see in my daily life maybe one black person for every 30 white people. It can happen easily simply by not being around anyone that isn't white.

How about you take your slut shaming statistician and the both of you go fuck yourselves.

Where is the banner picture from?

Yet another list that shows a dedicated narrow mindedness. Enjoy your raw fruit and grilled cheese as these appear to be only things you don't fucking bitch about. And I'm a Yinzer and and I call bullshit on pierogies on sandwiches. Doesn't happen. But who cares? This comment, like many other, will sit in the greys…

So helpful! I've been baffled by the various (second and third hand) stories I've heard. But there is a town called Chizeni on the Crisana/Transylvania border. Now, my father (first generation American, born on the living room rug!) has three birth certificates of various Americanization (verified), and supposedly…

Totally off topic but I was hoping you might know this. I'm trying to find info on one side of my family and I have a single surname that I must be spelling wrong because the Internet keeps sending me to Kenya. Spelled phonetically its KeeSENyee. My grandfather (in theory) was a Kulmak Tatar who came to US from…

Wow, looks like I hit a nerve. Two staffers ungreyed me. Faaaaaantastic.

I just bought one of their tshirts at a used clothing store to wear in my kitchen. I was hoping it was an old goth or industrial band I'd never heard of. :( Looks cool but ick on the band.

Thanks for sharing this deeply unfunny internal memo.

Misandry!