NC voted Obama in 08, Romney in 12. And now their state legislature is almost as red as Kansas. They’re not moving left.

If shoving someone away from you before getting jumped by four guys is a bar fight, I kicked a lot of ass back in the day.

Not even the Browns would fall for that.

Update (3:24 p.m.): A spokesperson for the Texans replied, and said Watt broke his hand during a drill. He was firm that the injury had nothing to do with the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.