Because men are trash.

As gamers, we face every type of preconception and stereotype from the outset

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!

They hit the nail on the head. Money. 3.5 million viewers. He will be back. It’s why I don’t watch twitch with any regularity and when I do it’s always small randoms. I’d rather watch a person playing and enjoying a game I like than some superstar getting paid to shill.

Too late.

He’s probably the one with gay parents... always has to explain it to people.

Drake just wants to play, man.

This is like saying the Beatles are the most overrated band.  It doesn’t actually matter if you’re right or not, because you’re only saying it to pick a boring, tired fight anyway.  

Desperately Seeking Freya used the move “Find a perfect girlfriend”

Didn’t you notice me delaying TLOU2 in the same post, though?

Game expected to come out sometime around the heat death of the universe is releasing this year?

Ooh, I love this comparison. There’s that scene in Phantom Menace (I know, shut up) where Amidala goes to a control panel and pushes one button that apparently does everything and fixes every problem without ever explaining how or why. Then you’ve got Han and Chewie in the Falcon who are admittedly having to fix every…

Oh my god, I had blocked out that for years we all walked around in pants that didn’t fit. 

Can’t believe Cloud from Super Smash Bros. is finally getting his own game.

Doesn’t matter; it has bulbasaur on the silver screen.

This is some Cask of Amontillado shit right there.

I hope they filmed a scene where Cap married that guy from his support group. 

[Bursts in, breathing heavily]

I now assume that they filmed a celebratory scene of Hulk marrying Cap to throw Ruffalo off the scent.