Poncey!

If the people you know don’t talk about Clone High, then you don’t know the right people.

Shop Teacher: ‘Be careful with the nail gun, Jesus!’ - That’s comedy gold

Some of us are trying to nail Catherine the Great... or should I say, Catherine the So-So!

The “very special episode” where they killed off The Ponce was one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen on TV.

Uh, it’s 165 for chicken. And plastic cutting boards have been shown to harbor more bacteria than wood.

Damn I didn’t know professors at Harvard are morons! I am sure you are MUCH smarter than her.

Shaft Cubit is like the Wichita State of this bracket. It should, at least, be a 5-seed.

There’s also a photo of her blistered hand, but honestly, it’s a bit much. Click here to see it.

So you are comparing personal Apple to corporate oranges? Not gonna give much value to sloppy anectodage like that.

Most white people have no opinion about this song. Of the white people who do have an opinion, most are listening to, requesting, and/or purchasing the song. Don’t believe Gawker that there is some sort of organized race riot... the story here is invented for clicks.

Hmm, I’d say the thing about Sheldon is that he’s clearly autistic an asshole.

How horribly rude of me, thinking that I had a fucking right to engage in the political processes of this country. Must have missed that day of civics where they went over how we're obligated to go with the safest choice, lest we be kicked out.

Can we knock it the fuck off with the ‘Sander’s supporters are naïve and think he’s magic socialist Santa Claus who will enact his entire platform with a wave of his magic wand’ narrative? Seriously. Like, we fucking understand political reality. We know that a good portion of Sander’s platform is going to be…

the outsized political hope that “youth” have before they realize that every politician is a shill, nobody with real values is actually electable, and also that God Is Dead.