As a Costco member, Costco gas is cheaper than all the other gas stations. As a Costco Executive member, I get four percent back on all gas purchases.

You’re no fun as a cook.  Blueberry pancakes are a kid’s treat.  Everyone needs to be a kid.

Ah, the easiest method of all is what the experts strongly recommend: don’t share the information at all.  However, if you choose to ignore the advice, cry me a river if you get scammed.

Yosemite is not a state park.  It is a national park.

We have sh*tty water pressure. Then again, it means we can take longer hot showers because it takes just that much more time to empty the hot water tank. :)

“(It emerged victorious with 41% of the vote, demolishing the second favorite—cake—by more than 20%.)“

“Consumer Reports estimates we use 2 to 6 gallons of water per minute we rinse our dishes.”

There is no such thing as “state rights.”  Only humans have rights.

You missed the biggest one.

If you post vertically aligned video and images, you are holding your phone incorrectly.

It’s a variation of a Ponzi Scheme. No more; no less.

If you can afford all the costs to actually go to the Super Bowl, you’re not reading Lifehacker for tips.

They’ve gone to slideshows because so many youngins lack reasoning and decision-making skills. Spoon-feeding videos is the only recourse.

As a Christmas gift, I created my own fragrance.

Braking on ice?  Really?  Perhaps the writer needs to get out some.  You know, drive.  On ice.  Then report back.

Can we just quit calling these people “pro-life?”   They are not even close.

The entire hiring process is one big scam. Potential employers want the very best (individual strength) but must be a team player.

It will not matter who Biden nominates. The Republicans won’t confirm his choice in the Senate.

Some day someone will invent a device where you can actually speak with someone remotely and ask if their business is operating that day.

“The best thing you can do to keep ice dams from forming on your roof is to keep gutters and downspouts clear.”