How about a hidden switch that turns on a currency dye bomb when you exit your vehicle? Add in a 20 second delay timer for your own benefit and Bob’s your uncle. A would be thief would get blasted in the face by currency dye making it easier to find them.

When did so many turn into wusses? It’s only been in the past few years that so many whine about daylight saving. Changing my sleeping time twice a year isn’t a bigly issue for me.

No matter how much warning you give people, a sizeable portion of the population will fall nor just for the IRS scam, but any scam.

Well, I guess I blew it. Sixty percent of my income went into living expense, 30 percent into retirement, leaving ten percent for everything else.

“In fact, a FICO score higher than 760 doesn’t really matter to lenders, as anything beyond that will already qualify you for the lowest rate possible...”

The original was scrapped but someone built a replica.

I’m in favor of all these stupid social media challenges (Tide Pod eating, crate walking, etc) if they result in the permanent impotence and/death of the participants. We don’t have enough chlorine in the human gene pool so if this stupid behavior hastens reducing their gene spread, I’m all for it.

Isn’t “hooking up” the current euphemism for one night stand? A one night stand by definition is cheating.

With so many taking a horse drug, when they die, they are messing up the Soylent Green crackers. Perhaps they will need to produce Soylent Green crackers, Mr. Ed flavor?

Blue food coloring and don’t shave.

Common error.  It’s called head bunting, not head butting.  The writer must be a dog owner.  :)

Yes. A golf umbrella. Those fit-in-your-purse or fit-in-you-backpack ones are just to small.

Synthetic grass leaches toxic substances into the soil. It also reduces the insect populations, reducing food for birds.

It’s not all what it’s cracked up to be. I finally paid off my house last September.

“Legal” is a relative term. It may be legal at the state level where you live, but how does your employer see it? Some employers are tied to federal dollars and regulations where even if your bosses have no issue, they have to follow federal law. I live and work in a recreational use state, but my employer has a zero…

It was all so much easier “cooking on the spit” when some of us were kids. Not all the hype, expensive tools, temperature checks, etc., too many rely on today.

It was all so much easier “cooking on the spit” when some of us were kids. Not all the hype, expensive tools, temperature checks, etc., too many rely on today.

NBC congratulates itself they are broadcasting the Olympics for the umpteenth time. But if watching the opening ceremonies are any indication, it will be the umpteenth time NBC still hasn’t learned; you do not need to fill every audio moment with statistics and mindless chatter.

I was taught this as a kid.  Don’t parents teach this anymore?

Slow dating?  You mean the manner previous generations dated, without smartphones, tablets, the Internet, and so much it’s-all-about-me attitudes?