According to the late Johnny Carson, “Wear a long coat ...”

Since I paid off my house last September, my credit score has dropped.  It used to be 850.  It’s now 847.

Poorly written question. The virus doesn’t know if you’ve been vaccinated or not. It’s after you have been infected by the virus that counts. If you haven’t been vaccinated, your chances of coming down with a full-blown illness (including dying) are very high. On the other hand, if you had been vaccinated, then…

Simple vaccine passport. Photograph both sides of the COVID-19 vaccination card with your smartphone camera.

Our family basement never had a musty smell. We were proactive.

My state allows for recreational use. However, my employer follows federal law, including any use of CBD products as illegal.

The author’s home does not have cats.

If “world’s sexiest bald man”is the only factor, Prince Willy doesn’t cut it. If attitude and personality are also factors, Prince Willy’s milquetoast denial about racism in his family disqualifies him forever.

With enough ships backing up in the Red Sea, Iran is in the catbird seat.  Iran can cripple the world economy with one surreptitious attack upon several of those backed up ships.

But the still won’t bring back multi-line tabs, a la Tab Mix Plus.

“There’s a sucker born every minute” - Attributed to P.T. Barnum (1892)

Let’s just see how the college-age, self-absorbed children in Florida pan out, AFTER they all return home or back on campus. Add three weeks.

Don’t like Nebraska?  Then avoid Kansas like the Plague!!!

So let’s see ...

If your vanity is so important you have to go to a gym to stay in shape ...

Change the vehicle locking/unlocking system. Every time I stop my vehicle and turn off the ignition all the doors unlock? Why?

I don’t care about cosmetics.

“Did you know that in the 135 years of Groundhog Day, the groundhog—Punxsutawney Phil—has only predicted a shorter winter 29 times?”

Three people can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. — Attributed to Ben Franklin

Why anyone would use a legitimate email and/or phone number to set up a social media account is beyond me. Every social media account I may have has its own email account (and sometimes phone number). And none of those email accounts are used for anything else.