technocurmudgeon
TechnoCurmudgeon
technocurmudgeon

If “world’s sexiest bald man”is the only factor, Prince Willy doesn’t cut it. If attitude and personality are also factors, Prince Willy’s milquetoast denial about racism in his family disqualifies him forever.

With enough ships backing up in the Red Sea, Iran is in the catbird seat.  Iran can cripple the world economy with one surreptitious attack upon several of those backed up ships.

But the still won’t bring back multi-line tabs, a la Tab Mix Plus.

“There’s a sucker born every minute” - Attributed to P.T. Barnum (1892)

Let’s just see how the college-age, self-absorbed children in Florida pan out, AFTER they all return home or back on campus. Add three weeks.

Don’t like Nebraska?  Then avoid Kansas like the Plague!!!

So let’s see ...

If your vanity is so important you have to go to a gym to stay in shape ...

Change the vehicle locking/unlocking system. Every time I stop my vehicle and turn off the ignition all the doors unlock? Why?

I don’t care about cosmetics.

“Did you know that in the 135 years of Groundhog Day, the groundhog—Punxsutawney Phil—has only predicted a shorter winter 29 times?”

Three people can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. — Attributed to Ben Franklin

Why anyone would use a legitimate email and/or phone number to set up a social media account is beyond me. Every social media account I may have has its own email account (and sometimes phone number). And none of those email accounts are used for anything else.

And to think this guy ran for president ...

When Ellen’s Games of Games debuted as a special, I watched. I was immediately turned off by her desire to hurt people in individual games. Last year’s debacle over her show and treatment of her employees sealed the deal for me. Ellen is a mean person. Cruel, too. Ellen didn’t jump the shark; Ellen is the shark.

So Hertz has right-hand drive cars in America? I think not.

No one is above the law.

Welcome to the Big Leagues, Josh.

Learn Agile.

Don’t forget the coronavirus support is part of the bigger omnibus legislation to keep the government running. Right now the federal government is operating under another continuing resolution (the third, or fourth in less than a week) that expires the Monday after Christmas.