“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

A slight update: The unnamed staffer actually only claimed they were better at being a horse than the horse lady. In the interest of partial transparency, here is a copied and pasted list of claims they made, verbatim:

Karen, I just have to say that you are completely full of shit. I know this because I actually am a catastrophe adjuster for a major carrier. IN FACT, I am headed to North Carolina next week for two months. I don’t know what bullshit company you work for (I’m assuming the fictional variety), but no carrier requires a…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I think the idea is that she wants to save the marriage, she wants a good marriage (she wasn’t asking, ‘should I stay with him?’).

This should be called the Hissy Fit

They asked about your switch not your dongle.

Mine is bent after so much heat and use! My wife and I still enjoy it though...

Today alone you have claimed to live in California, Texas, and now Colorado.

I think you accidentally inserted the word “other” in your post.

Yes... but... the “how much you burn” is related to hormonal regulation. And, the “how much you consume”—fight it as you might—is also related to your appetite which is—you guessed it—related to hormonal regulation. Hormonal regulation, in turn, is affected by diet.

they did, but it was six million $CAN.

depends on the PSU. Get a fancy one and it may not even spin until it detects enough heat.

Man, would I love a Fez 2 on Nintendo switch. Hell, I’d buy the first one again.

It got outclassed by Zelda, and it really, really sucks because without Zelda, Horizon Zero Dawn would have swept up this year, maybe losing to Mario for GOTY. They were just too similar and Zelda did it better in almost every category. It should have won best Narrative at least, but it’s always in favor of tiny indie…