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Obviously something is still wrong then; perhaps a future study will reveal that the aluminum in your antiperspirant caused your conservatism?

Well, that’s at least one explanation for why Boomers are so susceptible to Fox News Propaganda.

The 7 day death average from Covid-19 in the US alone is still around 2000/day, so the pandemic is still raging just a bit at least.

and now...it’s not?”

Hey folks. I just wanted to drop in and say thank you to everyone here for all the kind words, and also for reading what I’ve written at The A.V. Club these past nine years. I know I wasn’t always the most consistent presence in the comments, even before the Kinja transition, but I dipped in fairly regularly, and for

it worked on my hemorrhoids 

It’s such a bonkers world where we have multiple new Star Trek shows and yet a Seth MacFarlane show is the only one that actually feels like Star Trek.

It was 20 years between Scream 3 and Scream 5. Ten years between 4 and 5. It's not like they've been pumping them out. 

“Such a shame about Hyde dying in that meth lab explosion.”

I don’t think anybody ever claimed that getting vaccinated would mean you couldn’t catch or spread COVID, just that it reduced the likelihood dramatically, which is still true. I don’t think any experts have ever said straight up that cloth masks don’t work, just that they’re not as effective as N95's, which is still

Nintendo is going to sue and make them take it apart.

Bam’s been a dick since the show premiered 20 years ago. He’s always been the most mean-spirited of the gang, while also being the most sensitive when the joke is on him.

To be fair, that’s probably going to be all of us in ten years.

Looking forward to the Jackass CTE special in ten years when these guys are just angry all the time and can’t remember what they’re doing.

The leg lamp has better make an appearance.

The only way Family Matters should reboot is if the cast is all white and the name is changed to All Families Matter.

One never just explains themselves on Twitter.

Better yet, ignore it and STAY THE FUCK OFF TWITTER.

Right, like Licorice Pizza for example, which (touches earpiece)...oh, sorry, I’m getting word that Gen Z thinks it’s an insidious manual for grooming teenagers and has made several tweetstorms and TikTok videos about it.

I kind of feel bad for McKay. A Twitter meltdown is like being in a rip tide where you’re guaranteed to drown if you put up a fight. Stop trying to plead your case, even if you made the most insightful point in the world you come off as desperate and flailing... Just ride it out and hope you can swim to shore.