“Please stop threatening our lives because of a bad tweet”

Dawg, this is like a next level Shit Take.

Historians will look back on this take with awe and disgusting intrigue saying “Yo, the fuck was wrong with this dude in 2021? ” 

you realize it’s standup right? you know, that whole “don’t take it seriously, i’m not actually gonna cum inside of a fishbowl” kind of shtick? how many times does he gotta come out and say he’s fucking joking. 

In the opening scene, Joe Pesci’s Harry is in disguise as a cop to stake out which houses to rob and makes a stop in the McCallister house. I was always under the impression that Kevin didn’t call the cops because he thought the burglars were the cops. And that was why he disguised his voice and said his name was…

It’s a similar problem to the original movie. Yeah Kevin stole that toothbrush but at worst the cops would given him a stern talking to.

The premise worked a lot better 30 years ago.

I know that it’s a kid and he probably has no clue what homeowners insurance is, but the fact of the matter is that his family’s loaded and he’s white. He could easily call the cops.

“Drop the ‘J. Robert’. Just ‘Oppenheimer’. It’s cleaner.”

Oh if only ‘twere so. Alas, no such luck. Nothing short of grossly negligent. Absolutely shameful.

Im not gonna bother to read the article or watch the video. I’m just gonna trust that the first line is, “Alright stop, refrigerate and listen.”

“You all have phones don't you?"

“He’s hostin’, not ghostin’, got the most in, no boastin’, we’re roastin’, and toastin’, and I GOTS TA SAY!"

Jason Sudeikis is hosting SNL? What’s up with that?

I could be wrong but I didn’t quite buy the Seek/Reject Power graphic simplistic logic. Seek Power is correct, your character becomes more powerful with magic powers,etc . But it’s definetly not the same kind of power when regarding Andrew Ryan. That’s authoritarism/political gain, not creating a swarm of bees from my…

I’m sure there is, I mean hell, he grew up in the 60's and 70's and was an adult in the early 80's plus he was white. What more do you need, right???

Is any of this evidence of him being a piece of shit not based on him making some jokes you didn’t like?

Their decision-making also seems suspect. These are highly paid individuals!!

Who knew that a TV executive would be of such poor moral character? I for one, am shocked.

The part that really pisses me off is it puts so much work into the mystery of who the killer is...and then it’s someone we’ve never heard of before. I also got a big laugh out of them losing the killer in a crowd who’ve inexplicably all dressed exactly like him, including a bit where they turn one random guy around…