Am I allowed to go with Mike Pence? Or is an Expo like a meal?

Work related or Friend to name two.

I had no idea Mike Pence was married to Johnny Depp’s character from Charlie and the Chocolate factory??

Why is the toilet not in the shower?

This game is Skyrim meets Don’t Starve meets Assassins Creed meets 1980's Zelda, how can you not like that combo?

I love this game, but yet I agree with ALL your criticism.

#1 and #2 IMHO

Think of the weapons like The Sand Mandala of the Buddhist monks. It teaches you doctrinal belief in the transitory nature of material life.

I love the Shrine in Zora’s town that is a little like Plinko with giant concrete balls. Took me a while to get it done, but it felt so good after.

“Nagger”

So the victim is at fault, oh ok...

Is that the scent Tina Belcher wears?

Horse Secrets by Calvin Klein

I used the behind the ear patch on a cruise and it was amazing. It worked! It is prescription only and $30 each, so I am not sure how useful it would be for daily video game playing.

I LOVE video games, but I get motion sick from them. Forget about VR. None of this helps. :(

So future generations can see 45th’s reading and writing level

It better be remote controlled via my iPhone and be able to bring me drinks from the fridge for that price.

Chopper is such a asshole, I love him.

In capitalistic America, corporations fuck you!

There is no Joy-Con in Mudville