Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?

Tell your kids they all have different dads and you don’t know who they were.

Lord Apophis.....a signaling laser has been detected coming from a yellow star. Should we go and enslave their population ?

Investigators will be moving to the next sting involving counterfeit breast implants. Fake boobs are a huge problem that detectives plan to take a firm grip on by being in touch with women worldwide.

Up to this point HIV infected patients who needed an organ transplant to live were on the list to receive a healthy donated organ. This reduced the number of organs overall. Now by transplanting an organ donated from an HIV+ donor to an HIV+ patient frees up the non-infected organs for the non-infected patients.

Guess this will end indoor nudity.....

Other Dash buttons that were proposed and rejected by Amazon....

the /s was missed as was the sarcasm.

My Harley Heritage Classic and me beg to differ. Clutch is on the left handgrip with the 5 speed shift operated by your left foot. You roll off the throttle while squeezing the clutch and use your foot to lift the shift lever up for the next gear or tap it to downshift. Oh the gear patterns on my Harley like most…

Just a matter of time......

Or Cloris Leachman for that matter.....

Get away from my shoes you Bitch !