Unfortunately the test was suspended when all the men got in a fist fight over the lower scoring control group....

I used to work for NCR (National Cash Register) and was routinely sent to Dayton, Ohio where the world headquarters is for training. It was always a fun weekend to go to Wright-Pat for a day. The XB-70 was outside for a long time and you got to walk around it. The engine group in the rear was known as “The 6-Pack”.

On Halloween I was too busy to buy a costume so I decided to go as a ghost......later I thought.....a Redneck in a white sheet....not such a good idea these days....

Two rednecks....Roscoe and Ralph were out hunting one weekend when a snake sprang up and bit Roscoe in the crotch. Ralph calls the local doctor about what to do. The doctor says he should elevate his legs, keep him warm. He does all that and then gets back on the phone. He says “doc we’re about 100 miles out in the…

My last girlfriend used to order me around and was very demanding but very smart. I used to break out and scratch alot. She was the cause of it all being a Bossy Intellectual.....also known as a......B I itch.....

A farmer friend of mine is out to me and he uses FarmersOnly.com . I thought it was for str8 country people until he showed me the MforM list. I recognized 2 guys I knew from the redneck bar I hang out in.

This would look great hanging on my office wall.....

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