I keep all my porn backed up on my 250 mb Colorado Jumbo Tape Drive....

In our central Illinois town they want to put in bike lanes for the minority......while the rest of us have to drive on streets that look like they are from an Iraqi town after a shelling attack.

It should be called.....R2Tea2......

You mean.....R2Tea2.....don’t you ?

Depends on what future you want to point to.....

Aaahhhh !!!! I can’t update my Facebook to let my friends know what I am doing every second....and.....I can’t get any food because I can’t order online. I am gonna DIE !!!!

Had a Facilities Management admin here at the university that kept all his deleted email in the deleted folder, and deleted files in the trash bin. Refused to do anything different because “..I might need that back some day..” ( I referred to him as Anal Annie) . We used to use Meeting Maker as our calendar program.…

Just no bananas.....I loathe bananas....

Just wait.....humans will be cooking for us...

What rednecks used to do with all those AOL CD’s............PULL !

Full power !!!!..............oooopppps.......

I hate software installs in Windows. Why do I have to hit NEXT...time after time after time just to install a simple piece of software ? Why isn’t there just an INSTALL button ? Why do I have to AGREE to a license contract ? I don’t plan on selling the software to someone in Iran and I am not going to use my Adobe…

I hate the internet. Well outside of email. I hate webpages that assume everyone has tons of bandwidth so they cram Flash ads, videos and other crap into their pages. You might be on a fast connection but you still have to wait for pages to load. Then when you start reading....the frakin’ Flash ads that are at the top…

We now know two things that....bears do in the forest.