Excellent article !!! Enjoyed the indepth look at what it takes to work on the railroad.

"Do you think cavemen masturbated more than today's teenagers?

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.......

I say it should be Tit for Tat....err dick........Let's see how they like it....

Guess they weren't a good substitution for a football.....

A spork shares the same shame as a sweater vest...

Didn't work at the Drive-In then....won't be safe at the Drive-In now.....

Every Franken-bride deserves the best.

The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.

There are so many that had a good reason too....Ethel (Vivian Vance) could stand Fred (William Frawley). He was an obnoxious drunk that made sure she knew he didn't like her.

You only hear about this in Hollywood. Stage parents living off of their star-child. These parents should be ashamed and don't deserve to be called parents.....blood sucking amoral leeches is too kind and is an insult to the real leeches. They should be sued and when found guilty made to serve time and then when they…

As a dance instructor of 25 years and have won a couple of awards for my choreography, I watch the show only for the dancing. Some of it is really incredible and some of it makes me wonder why they even win 1st place with it. I would not score some of their performances very high. I have met dance people in the past…

This is about McDonalds...not Walmart.....oh same thing.....

You need to translate it into terms he can understand.....Leave him notes that say:

5.) SUVs/Crossovers Are Automatically Better In The Snow

Yes. It is a proven fact that start and go in low temps is bad for your engine. 5-10 minute warm ups is good for it. However, leaving your car running for 30 minutes just so you can get into a nice warm and cozy interior to drive 5 minutes to the store is a waste of fuel and creates pollution and moves you into the…

My mom used to do this back in the 70's. She said Bordens Sweetened Condensed Milk was the only one that made the best caramel in a can.

There is only one speech....