Or his taste.

These short debates are the stupidest. Stop doing them.

The Police were fantastic and you fuckin’ know it. What is wrong with you?

Actually The Police are quite good, thank you.

In what the fuck crazy alternate universe would Drake be worse than Sting? I don’t even like Drake, but he’d be a million times better.

This is a Bad Opinion

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

This article is funny. There are some good jokes in it. Jokes about Sting.

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

Yeah, but what did you bring to the potluck event?

Here’s what it would look like if Brady and Manning switched teams and then put on each other’s jerseys to fuck with people.

Like I'm going to listen to the opinion of someone who goes to the airport to watch a movie.

Don’t worry about karma, guys. This guy wrecked his car shortly after the picture was taken due to the extensive spoilers written on the front windshield.

You wouldn’t be such a Doubting Barry if you ordered @Dominos and stayed #HomeOnNYE as instructed.

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You are taking this WAYYYY too literally. In general parlance, when politicians propose a new Manhattan Project (which they do literally all the fucking time, google it before posting, sheesh), they are not referring to building a new instrument of mass death. They are using the metaphor to refer to bringing…

Kate Knibbs thinks Hillary is referring to the weapon aspect of the Manhattan project rather than mobilizing the scientific community to solve a difficult socio-political problem with scientific and technological advancement. The fuck?

Now Andrew Luck? That monster will eat you and your entire family. That’s why I keep my kids in Idaho where we know when to cut down the beanstalk whenever we hear the thundering sound of his footsteps.

...and the Bengals are hoping he’s good to go for the start of the playoffs.

Luke Kuechly would never stand for that flashy, attention grabbing 7-0. Seems like something Cam Newton would be responsible for, TBH.