Man between this and the Tevas post yesterday you are on fire for wrong takes.

And then he stole Marchman’s garbage.

“Friends of unaccused, unarrested man continue to be friends with man.”

Hahahahaha, Kendrick doesn't have lyrics and fucking Slaughterhouse does??? Your opinion is wrong and you should feel bad for expressing it.

If you can't appreciate the Police then why the fuck would anyone care about anything you have to say about music?

It’s no different than the artificial yellow first down line (and now ESPN’s red field goal range line). Oooooh look, contrarian contrariates contralingly

This is the best

First, and maybe last, Fest reference on deadspin.

When has the back door EVER not been the right door, am I right fellas?

Goddamnit, I didn’t wear my oven mitts when firstdealing with this scorching hot take. I’ve got them now, do please go on.

I think said coverage is out purchasing Affliction and TapOut tees. It'll be back soon.

Jaxvillain here. Don't even act (as every other asshole around this town does), that homeboy is anything special. He's looked good in garbage time and aside from that, yes, occasional flashes. He throws terrible INTs and we only compete against absolute shit teams.

Did Winston Smith have a micro penis too?

Seriously, are the chicks cool with it when you drop your pants and they see you have a micro penis?

What's it like have a micro penis?

there's nothing at all weird about that and this comment is stupid.

No reports of bicycle messengers, punks, or art school dropouts.

Quaff it? Can’t you just drink it?

Oh fuck off. Goddamn I am embarrassed to be a liberal sometimes thanks to dipshits like you.

I don’t know why I expected someone with that stupid bugs bunny sawing avatar to have good opinions.