These short debates are the stupidest. Stop doing them.

The Police were fantastic and you fuckin’ know it. What is wrong with you?

Actually The Police are quite good, thank you.

In what the fuck crazy alternate universe would Drake be worse than Sting? I don’t even like Drake, but he’d be a million times better.

This is a Bad Opinion

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

This article is funny. There are some good jokes in it. Jokes about Sting.

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

Yeah, but what did you bring to the potluck event?

Here’s what it would look like if Brady and Manning switched teams and then put on each other’s jerseys to fuck with people.

Like I'm going to listen to the opinion of someone who goes to the airport to watch a movie.

Don’t worry about karma, guys. This guy wrecked his car shortly after the picture was taken due to the extensive spoilers written on the front windshield.

You wouldn’t be such a Doubting Barry if you ordered @Dominos and stayed #HomeOnNYE as instructed.

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Now Andrew Luck? That monster will eat you and your entire family. That’s why I keep my kids in Idaho where we know when to cut down the beanstalk whenever we hear the thundering sound of his footsteps.

...and the Bengals are hoping he’s good to go for the start of the playoffs.

Dana White can go shove his turdsport up his Trump-fucking ass.

“Irishman wins bout in sport that really should be banned.”

I can see why the UFC is so popular right now, I might be willing to pay good money to watch someone punch Sage Northcutt in the face.

Luke Kuechly would never stand for that flashy, attention grabbing 7-0. Seems like something Cam Newton would be responsible for, TBH.