Ichiro strolled to the end of the text.

Brown... apologized and shut the song off before offering to give Moneta his items free of charge.

There’s a difference between music not to your taste and clearly legible lyrics about drugging women and fucking them so hard they become your willing slave.

It gets even better.

Gosh I can’t imagine why a song with lyrics about getting a woman high on Xanax to fuck her wouldn’t go over well on a conservative college campus, especially as universities struggle with a rape epidemic.

This is almost performance art

I will bet you a dollar that this asshole was on the phone while in line.

It’s only misogyny if the artist is white, right?

Eh there are countless people on every college campus who work tirelessly to promote and protect the welfare of the students who make up their respective campus community.

I am a middle-aged white guy and I really don’t want to hear your music. (Especially — and I don’t know why this is a sudden trend — blasting out of your shitty iPhone speakers on the subway. Fuck off with that.)

An NFL owner

Looks like Rondo’s court vision has reverted to regular season form.

I believe Anthony Davis was called for a foul as a result of this action.

Get ready to see Skyline Chili on the mound in Cincinnati.

Cincinnati. The only team ERA lowered by Harvey’s presence on the staff.

Sources say the Mets traded Harvey to the town known as “Porkopolis” after he sent a text saying he won’t pitch in any city unless it’s Got ham.

Matt Harvey traded for Devin Mesoraco....

There’s better than the minors, and then there’s Cincinnati

*shartable

I always forget — which one is Cash?