The animal is fine. It’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be like this never happened.

4.) For hazing to be banned in all high schools across the nation.

The level of inability to think critically that is required to equate viewpoints that don’t align with your own as “nazi” is exactly what got this place where it is today. Forget it Jake, it’s victimtown.

You’re bloggers, not journalists. You write bullshit about bullshit, push propaganda, and don’t even have to tell the truth to be credible.

GMG employs talented writers, but forces them all to think exactly the same. Allow for nuance. Even on topics like paying college players or MLB contracts everyone is required to have the exact same opinion on everything. People get tired of reading the same thing over and over again. Personalities make sites like…

But have you considered...

Wow, after such an agitated attack on your parent company (“an indulgently run and suicidally structured company... impatient private equity vampires”), I’m certain investors will be chomping at the bit.

Dude’s got anxiety, I bet. Hopefully he can catch himself.

Hells yea we killed you once gawker, and we’re in the process of killing you again.

Guess there’s not as much cash in being ‘woke’ as they thought.

Now this, folks, is the hottest of takes.

Biting the hand that feeds. You would be unemployed if not for Univision saving your asses from complete insolvency and further embarrassment, if the latter is even possible considering the circumstances. Labeling their act of altruism, and yes opportunity (this is America after all), as greed is so disingenuous it’d…

“ and just days after the presidential election, which had already set the company’s workforce on edge.”.....oh you poor people. 

Will you please pass the salt?

Okay i’ll give you some leeway on the lackluster defense from Letang, but to get beat by a team missing 2/3rds of their top line, with 2 rookies filling in with maybe 15 minutes total of ice time all season, is something else. Caps will be riding momentum, and getting Wilson (who lived in the Pens heads all series),…

But isn’t celebrating the Caps’ victory just distracting us from rightfully hating on the Pens?

They’re only halfway there. But, to put it a very different way: They’re halfway there.

Wait, there’s hockey to play after the Penguins? Who forgot to tell me?

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