Cosmo also reported that Bizzoto, who has been the target of school bullying in the past, was encouraged by her father to complete the course to set an example for others her age and to “get active.”

Still my favourite live performance ever:

Am I the only one here that feels bad for that little girl? She went through all that trouble just to win her dad’s approval.

I kind of hate to be a spoil-sport here, but the linked article says that the course was designed by Navy Seals, not for them. It appears this is a civilian racing event a la Tough Mudder. Still very impressive, but not actually a part of Navy Seal training.

They are also implying that somehow Obama hired an assassin competent enough to kill a sitting Supreme Court Justice without anyone at the lodge being the wiser, but incompetent enough that they suffocated him and left the evidence for everyone to see.

Did I just read that correctly? He was explaining to a random stranger on a bus about his failed attempts to make molds of his own anus, and instead of getting up to find a different seat, that person VOLUNTEERED their anus for molding?

Crustacean porn.

An ex admitted he used to suck his own dick when he was a flexible teenager.

I was already just clinging to life with this comment. But “pet a cat backwards” produced this gem.

Perhaps the PNW will become the New Florida on Gawker/Jezebel. Arizona is so played out. So is Texas. Those middling states are boring so why not defile the birthplace of Jimi and Kurt!

well, but do we really think it was a million in back taxes? I assumed the 290,000 was the only accurate number, and the IRS agent just told him that it had originally been a million to give himself leverage to ask for a bribe.

I thought he was saying that the IRS guy told the weed store guy that he was bringing the figure down from a million to 290k for a fee of 20k. Am I wrong? This is a bizarre story.

These Tacoma/Seattle stories are starting to pile up in the Kinjaverse. West coast, represent (poorly)!

I read the headline to mean that the weed store owner was pressured into paying off his own student loans and I was very intrigued about the irs agent’s motives and what crime that would be.

Oh god, I had to read this about 4 times before I realized that the IRS agent was making the dispensary owner pay off the IRS agent’s student loans. I was reading it that the IRS agent made the dispensary owner pay off his own student loans, and I could not, for the life of me, figure out why he would care.

Right? Like, how many other quality musicians have gently told Chris Martin that he should stop writing music?

Wasn’t there just another story about how they tried to write something for Bowie and he also turned them down? Take the hint, guys.