This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

Hold up, I got a better one:

Who is Juan Pablo Galavis and why does he think he deserves to “TM” his name?

You could hear her get a bit nervous when she said it too. Go Adele!

I was waiting to see if you’d come and tell this story HAHA

Can we just build a wall around all of the republican candidates and brick them in?

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

Because some asshole pro-lifer will make the rounds of dr.s offices pretending she wants an abortion, and rat out the doctors who don’t comply with the letter of the law. She will describe this as her Holy Duty.

I miss College Dropout-era Kanye. The more famous he got, the weirder he became as a human and in his music.

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

I am going to pay for this wall you want built.

Ok, it wasn’t mentioned at all on the other article either, but was it just me and my sister who seriously couldn’t hear anything? I wouldn’t know if she repeatedly said “negro” or not, because I couldn’t hear a damn word anyone was singing.

And she had one red/white striped shoe and one blue shoe. My dad thought it was a black shoe, he must have remarked on it five times while she sang, “look! she’s got on two different color shoes!? what happened? Do you see that? Two different color shoes! why? Well, I’ll be. ” LOL

I’m more uncomfortable with the arm tattoo staring...just staring at me from behind the shirt. No joke, it’s giving me goosebumps (and not the exciting kind, either).

Flint politicians: Well we’ve got to study the situation and analyze the facts and work out a plan -

I love how “granny panties” are in. I remember ten years ago it was thong, thong, thong, THONG! Those things are uncomfortable. Now, women are like, “Give me the biggest pair of underwear you’ve got!” “Don’t you want a sexy pair?” “Fine, give me the biggest pair of underwear you’ve got and put a bow on it. Done.”

I appreciate that DeVito is not actually Frank from always sunny, however, I would like to know what his twin, Arnold, has to say on the subject.

I don’t think we even have the capability to make so-called children’s films that were as scary and somewhat trippy as 80's movies were (The Neverending Story, Goonies, The Dark Crystal, etc). As a wussy kid all of these movies gave me nightmares, but I wanted to watch them anyways. I don't think we have a…

I HATE YOU AND YOUR ASS FACE