So both of these people are insufferable, but it’s so weird that literally everything they didn’t like about her (lightness, distracting family) was positive and inspiring when he stepped up. I’d be mad too if I was her, but in less of a “why can’t I ever be good enough” way and in more of a “that’s some internalized…

I always like it when my ethnic group is compared to Miller Lite, don’t you?

Uptight, outta sight!

My fav tumblr post speaks truth.

He lives at Khloe’s for free, which I don’t really class as unsupportive tbh.

I think they’re mostly irritated by his refusal to accept any help or make any steps toward getting better. There have been several attempts by the family to get him on the right path. They’ve sent him to inpatient facilities, hired personal trainers, chefs, doctors, and even security people who will take him out…

When she sits at the piano and Carole King can’t fucking believe it:

They are handsome but boring on such a pervasive level that sex with either of them would be like when you swim in a really beautiful resort pool but you’re constipated or something so it’s just like eh.

I think some people reach such a level of handsomeness that they go all the way back around into undesirable.

And yet my homemade porn just sits there.

This is a tragedy all the way around.

Act like a lady, completely fuck up like a man.

Kate, I FEEL YA on growing out those bangs.

I absolutely love it when clips of this show end up on Last Week Tonight.

I don’t know if Kim is Lizzie? I feel like maybe Khloe’s Lizzie?

It should be called “Tim Gunn’s Shooting Range” and he’d walk around NYC on Friday and Saturday nights with David Sedaris while they make sassy comments about people.

My takeaway from all of this is that going to McDonald’s can never make a situation better, and is highly likely to make a grim situation worse.

By “Holiday” do you mean the Good Friday when I hooked up with super hot Alex? Or the Easter Sunday when I met him at the family brunch and learned he was my dad’s half-sister’s son?

At least Alan delivered.

Mine was a quasi-hookup, but bear with me. These dudes who lived together in a house while attending college were close-knit so they had a “post-Christmas” in February, in one of the dudes’ ranch in the countryside. I was invited by my BFF, one of the dudes’ girlfriends, and I was newly single, so I went. There was…