Or is it that she is the most self-aware person on the planet?

Putting Putin in his place makes up for her hatred of dogs.

I love this letter.

Russell Simmons must be the black friend for so many clueless rich people. Bet he and Diddy have scheduled meetings in the Hamptons to divvy up the list.

I got in a solid 30 seconds of “well helooooo, Tarzan” before the horrible niggling part of me wondered where Tarzan gets trousers.

Basically. The publicity surrounding his arrest to him getting offered a prestigious scholarship.

That picture of him gets more and more creepy each time it’s used.

Alex Trebek. We were going to town, sweaty and frantic and he kept yelling, “Who is....your daddy?” over and over again like they phrase it on Jeopardy. Suddenly he pulled out and I was standing naked in front of the studio audience, crying.

One boob is bigger than her entire baby.

How the fuck does this shit happen while other people are in the room and filming and nobody says anything????

It’s Australia. A tornado was the least dangerous thing they’d seen all day. Those trees in the background? Angry Ents carrying drop bears.

It reminds me of an article I read about harassment to women in the world of comic book publishing and how women used to alert each other about which men in the industry should be avoided, because if they reported them, they (the women) would be ignored at best and would lose their job in the worst case. You can’t…

I keep thinking of everyone who doesn't have an iPhone thinking that Usher is working hard on being able to fellate himself and I can't stop laughing.

Those towels are perfectly hung.

Maybe they were pulled from Mitt Romney’s binders of women? (Political throwback, what what)

And on this drug, no tequila at all! Can you imagine?

Addyi’s safety trials were mainly performed on men.

Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?

It’s not the most damaging double standard out there, but it is supremely annoying.

“...652 people suspected of being ‘serial sexual assault offenders...’”