Does Somerhalder assume people will find this story charming because he’s not ugly? Because it contains at least 3 of the warning signs of abuse in the booklet my doctor gave me at my first prenatal visit.

Yeah let me tell you. It takes a lot of manipulation to get a person to the point where a dude can throw away all her birth control pills while a friend films it and then she can have his baby. Just based on this interview, he’s been pushing her boundaries and testing her limits since they first starting dated.…

I thought they said having kids ages you, or at the very least makes you more tired, but Bey looks so young and energetic in these pics. Damn.

Queen Serena, yes. I love how the NYT points out, after all Sharapova’s scary descriptorss, that Sharapova is actually five inches taller than Serena. Also, Serena was surprisingly smaller than expected when I met her in person. She’s muscular, but not as broad or thick as I thought she’d be from the televison. Other…

He does like being fair to pretty white girls, it’s true.

James Woods, like most of his unhinged brethren, exists only in opposition to ideas. Entirely incapable of advancing the human condition or articulating arguments for anything, they can only scream, “No!” in the face of progress and obstruct the work of others.

That letter is fantastic, my favorite sentence was “I see your gaslight and now raise you a scorched earth.” Bring. It. Amber.

So not only does Tamblyn’s description of the encounter ring true, she follows/juxtaposes it with this;

I love Serena Williams so much. I love that she is just doing her thing totally unbothered while Shriekadopa tries to steal the headlines with something that happened over a decade ago. I hope Serena keeps putting out baby pics and training videos whenever Maria opens her yap.

Like almost every retailer the Gap lost sight of the basics. As in producing basics that last at a reasonable price. I have Gap t shirts that I bought in high school (so late 80s) that are still going. Meanwhile the ones I got last year barely lasted one wash before getting wonky.

So thin! Everything is see thru it’s just annoying. I have to wear double the layers for gap clothing. And not wearing an undershirt in a gap T-shirt is not alluringly, sexy transparent. It’s like being frumpy and naked at the same time.

I really liked the Gap favorite tee in extra long, and bought a bunch of them. When I re-ordered, they were tissue-thin crap.

Yeah, why are Gap kids clothes so much better than their adult clothes? When there is a good sale, I can get some nice stuff for my two littles VERY cheap!I find their toddler jeans to be quite durable. Also, Gap’s maternity clothes are cheap (on sale) and not bad looking.

Ah yes, The Forgotten Man. The poor white guy who has somehow been “forgotten” and led down a dark path by a nefarious....Darkie. White men of the past can only wag a shamefilled finger as Obama destroyed America.

“As mayor, what I would like to discourage is assembly,” Barnette said.

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

MICHELLE WOULD HAVE WORN SNEAKERS. Or a flat or duck boots or anything else a normal person would wear. GOD I hope 45 has a heart attack on top of her in bed and she’s trapped for several hours.

He’s dressed like the racist grandfather he is.