Those weird dudes practicing primitive technology.

When it comes to chugging beer thrown at/to you from the crowd, nothing will ever, EVER top this.

“Right now we’re more concerned about Tre Mason’s well-being than we are his football career. Once the season starts, we can stop worrying about his well-being.”

Just don’t let Kang give him any drinks.

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

If you have zero interest in any of those movies, you have bad taste in movies.

Agreed. I also have a theory that people who don’t drink before they are 21 never learn to drink shitty beer. Like, do I actively seek out Busch Light? No, but it tastes like memories and I still enjoy them on the beach or outside doing something because it's basically a water substitute. Adults who didn’t binge drink…

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

I could argue that Kobe is the 4th best NBA player of his generation with KG (easily) and Dirk (definitely a stretch but an argument can be made) ahead of him.

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

I know, the Sixers have 3 picks this year.

“I hate America,” Curry said. “We [The Warriors] burn an American flag before every game, it’s a tradition.”

Let me tell you something about the Cleveland Cavaliers: Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Can we get a Deadspin expose done on the terrifying, subhuman creatures who are the people with NBA sideline seats?

I’m just happy that the odds are getting better that I won’t have to go all the way to Rio to catch part of the Olympic experience.

A nearly had a rage stroke when some POS radio station down here in “marry your first cousin land” posted the story a week or so ago with the caption “How Would You Discipline YOUR Daughter.” No shit.

He went from being a Cleveland hero to a Turkey club.

NO, because he’s the man who has the ball. He’s the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why he is better than everyone in the world. Kiss his ass and suck his dick.