This is all I ever think about when I think of the Delcia in those colors and it’s not a bad thing.

I disagree. Delicas are perfection, and they are also much sportier than their dopey appearance lend.

I think your two options are “have a truck” or “have sex with the kind of person who hates trucks”

Every local I know was celebrating the prompt removal of the Super Duper Fun Time Shit Bus last week. The powers that be didn’t even waste time on some nonsense public comment period, they just came in and hoisted the fucker out like they should have the first time someone died trying to get to it. The money wasted…

I’d wager someone close by is looking to sell their house, and don’t want the value killed by the neighbor with what appears to be a junkyard. 

Keep in mind that Michigan has no vehicle safety or emissions laws. These vehicles would be a bigger environmental hazard if they were on the road (leaking more, producing more CO2/NOx), and they could—if they had an owner who didn’t inspect them thoroughly—be quite dangerous and still be on the road.

Why is the state…

HEY DAVID AND JALOPNIK. DUE TO THE IMPENDING LOSS OF SEVERAL PILES FROM YOUR MENAGERIE HOW ABOUT I OFFER SOME OF MY PILES TO WRITE ABOUT? GUARANTEED PILEWORTHY OR YOUR... uhh.... time BACK!!! (can you refund time?)

In just the past month alone I’ve dragged home not one, but two van piles, to add to my existing van…

The Kia should have been your waking-up-naked-in-an-alley-next-to-a-hooker moment. Time for professional help.

Roy Cooper is bankrupting thousands of small businesses across North Carolina while the hypocrite stays silent as ten of thousands of violent protestors march the streets, many without masks and no social distancing to be found anywhere.

Neutral: Yeah but there’s not much more you can do about it. Its here for the foreseeable future so you can either stay at home for life or start doing things again.

What is interesting to think about, HD is probably the only company in the US that is both “the establishment” and anti-establishment. Both police officers and 1%-er motorcycle clubs near exclusively ride HDs.

It’s kinda like when your girlfriend breaks up with you and you tell all your mutual friends that you are doing fine and are better off without her, but really you cry yourself to sleep every night while alternating between pulls straight from a plastic vodka bottle and eating store brand Lucky Charms right out the…

Weird, the Harley enthusiasts in my area seem to be of a darker hue. White dentists ride Africa twins now. 

Has any of you seen this? It was, I think, last week.  You know what’s really a shame?  I really think that H-D can develop a new customer base only if they can truly commit to it, which includes basically ditching the entire existing customer base.  Which might as well, because their current customer base is…

I think your view is the reason this nation is tearing itself apart. Why in the world would you think members of the GOP don’t care for people or their families? Have you never watched a clip of the Bushes? Do you not know any Republicans? My family just got through weeping over the loss of a matriarchal figure in…

So, not her biological father. She changed her name and joined another family who received refugee status when hers did not.

I don’t particularly like the split lights like the Nissan Juke or pre-facelift Jeep Cherokee, but I really enjoy not being blinded by headlights that are all the way up at an SUV’s beltline, AKA pointed directly at my rearview mirror.  If they want to add an extra high turn signal/running light pod to stretch the…

Wait...are you telling me this isn’t a valid car front?

It’s two faces riding on top of each other.  It’s master, riding on blaster.  It’s a svelte fox riding atop a sturdy pig.