Greetings Andy. Let me know which terrible van you want as your sign-on bonus.

Seems like funny wording. “When the car was built, we used a battery pack that was made in 2017" is how I read it anyway.

Second, when it says “this pack was brand new when the vehicle was built, the cells have reduced capacity due to their age” (emphasis mine), what does that, mean, exactly?

Woof. If that’s “zero stars” the western first world has officially run out of real problems to solve.

No, my dude, it is called curating. Likewise, I am curating shitty 1980s Ford Econolines...

They have a cult following, like a lot of the leftover sprinkles from the Torchinsky Shit Era of EVs. I had the opportunity to buy the two-pack for $600, and decided why not. One was stored in the garage and was a dealer leftover - 7 or so miles on the odometer.

plan????

I literally did have my own t-shirt for a while. A few friends and I had these printed as an inside joke. I should relaunch it...

Of course. I used to email Jalopnik hawking mediocre quality terrible van content, but never heard back so I’ve been hoarding more vans to get more clout.

Kinja bonged up that last link I tried to post. Anyways, hope this works.

Yeesh, maybe I’m not the David Tracy of Vans after all. Everything in my fleet runs and drives well >_>

Those Promasters are front wheel drive. All I see is a pre-made cutaway van chassis for a custom car hauler. Append a low trailer with airbags and off we go!

Welcome. Can I interest you in a van? I have too many.

Someone did a one-off build of this thing.

Is.... is nobody going talk about that stackup in the background?

Terrible vans. Abjectly terrible ones. Many of them.

Hurray! Could I interest you in a terrible van? I have many.

I’d call it an NP at around 4500-5K based on the current market. The exterior and front row/dashboard seem to be pristine, whether original or restored. For 6 and up I’d personally want to see a complete interior cabin. But it would be #radwoodbait nontheless.

cries in 460

“1999 Honda Civic”