Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO

God can take me instead.

He chased them with queso!

Ketchup and Mustard. END. That is my favorite way, simple. But for me, it’s much more about the dog itself than what you put on it. Hebrew National beef franks top all comers in the grocery store availability for me, and it’s not really close. Although I’d prefer a fatter dog in general.

Past her? Nah, I just plowed into her!

“Bye honey, I have to go out alone tonight to meet with my... Pastor. Text you later.”

Girls. Faith. Everything. Full GFE. That’s what Hugh is all about.

They’ve already released the new new logo. 

Kenedy? What an asshole

Terry Funk invites you to copulate with a rabid badger.

If Trump would just get off his ass and submit more administration appointments, this guy wouldn’t have time to go to ballgames and take off his shirt.

Reading this on my phone, and I laughed so hard I cried. There’s a literal Trail of Tears from the elevator to my desk.

No need to get all red in the face, at least they relocated the family.

So all they did was move the guy to another section? Couldn’t they have come up with more of a final solution?

Racism? At an Indians game?

Bjork followed that up tonight by telling reporters that Freeze was allowed to redact “personal calls” from the phone records before they were released.

Hell, if she wanted to be in a better place she could have driven 5 miles in any direction.

This is amazing. Thanks to a good human for doing something really important for a fellow human, and for following the instinct to take action.