I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city)

I don’t want to enable a criminal but your can usually find someone who’s willing to take a breathalyzer for you, especially for money. If you read this, Michael Floyd, it’s in Craigslist. Search “Blow Jobs.”

Ballparking it here. 220lb man drinks .5% abv teas until 3am, blows a .055 at 5:30am. Expected BAC of .08 at 3am. At .5% abv, and assuming he drank them over course of say 3 hours, that’s 48 twelve ounce bottles of Kombucha tea.

The jerseys will be auctioned off after the weekend

It didn’t help that he was booked to have Dolph be on offense most of the way, which was odd for a “showcase” match. If you want to see what Naka is capable of, go to NXT Takeover: Dallas on the Network and watch Nakamura vs Sami Zayn, which was the best WWE match last year in my book

Fuck that scene. Not many people besides Lynch who could make something terrifying out of a scraggly hair dude walking straight into the camera

M.A.S.H.??? Fucking Night Court was better than M.A.S.H. And where the hell is Welcome Back, Kotter? Gummi Bears? PERFECT STRANGERS!? I find many flaws in your short list, but do not disagree with Twin Peaks. Good shit.

Not to be overlooked in this, is Twin Peaks has one of the top 5 theme songs of all time (behind Cheers, right there with M.A.S.H., ahead of Roseanne)

I guess we’ll see him at Da Bear-ial

“Man last year was amazing! I’ve always said if I lived long enough to see the Cubs win a World Series, I would die a happy m-”

I’m going to tell you from some experience, people considering suicide don’t give a shit about the resources available

AY DIOS MIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Background: Mike Milbury was probably one of the worst GM’s in sports history when he held that post for the Isles from the mid-90's through the mid-’00. That’s not hyperbole. Still, instead of getting fired, he got a promotion and became an executive of the Islanders. Thus were the Islanders under Wang.

I know one Grayson who’s a total dick

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Sanchez told the Daily News that she and her daughter were Reyes’ “road family,”

Chicago White Sox home-game announcers Jason Benetti and Steve Stone are one of the better tandems in the game right now

April Fools has been every day since Nov. 9

Ever since, women across the Boston area have been studying this footage to see how the wrestlers got Gronk into a ring.

This is the least corrupt league Gronk has ever participated in.