Ahhh Brother Feline, I’d knew you’d come.

DELETE DELETE! He has become obsolete

Broken Tiger Woods

Well, this is sure to truffle some feathers in the front office.

I fear that this amazing team-effort by Michigan post-plane crash will give Jim Harbaugh terrible, terrible ideas for team building.

For extra irony.

I’m sure Pitino will drown out his sorrows in a local Louisville prostitute.

It has been heartbreaking to learn of instances of abuse, and it sickens me that young athletes would be exploited in such a manner. My decision to step aside as CEO is solely to support the best interests of USA Gymnastics at this time.

So it is not just cops that take a shot when your hands are up.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

In their defence, they did make reservations for him to be there.

Skins gave the GM permission to go to the combine, only to take it back. Typical.

That isn’t Grant, it’s Sherman.

I’ve had a similar thing happen to me. Transferred to a smaller Catholic university after spending 3 1/2 years at a large state school and after learning that I had excelled at tennis in highschool, was offered a walk on spot on the team, pending a tryout. Aced the tryout, but was informed that I would not be…

On arriving home from school, the boys asked their parents what the pussy is and how to fuck her right in it.

“Put the hooker down. Hookers are for Cardinals!”

Came for the 15 second jokes. Left satisfied, much unlike Rick’s partners.

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…