“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom

Come on, THIS is how you take down an idiot on the field.

Doctor’s also report that he was able to remember to “Pass it to Kobe.”

I wish you could caption these photos with some of the “better” (read: funny/offensive) signs. A lot of them are difficult to read (I assume because the college kids gathering at Gameday aren’t our country’s best and brightest) and when you enlarge them they become blurry.

The girl that gave those customers free milkshakes every time they came in because they were nice and tipped her during the recession. Those aren’t your milkshakes to be handing out willy nilly, girl. That’s called stealing from your employer.

As a native Phialdelphian, I cannot disagree with this sentiment.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

That is because Matt Sharp was the real genius in the band, and he left after Pinkerton.

While fake Twitter accounts tickle the funny bone of some they're the Achilles heel of quick reporting journalists.

You should be. Are you afraid of Tim ? He's probably a future serial killer

I always thought Leah Remini seemed like an awesome person. Not gonna lie....it disappointed me when I found out she was a nutjob Scientologist. I’m glad she was able to get out.

If I'm not going to be on Jez much for the foreseeable future, I might as well try to leave funny comments when I can ;)

A thousand stars

Oregon Trail, 2015 edition: “you have died of bubonic plague”

“Wished death upon Bears employees’ children”

Thank Christ for the Satanists, keeping it fun.

Because it is. It has a deity and it has ceremonies, just because a lot more consider it weird or strange doesn’t make it any less “religious”. Being strange and weird make it the the perfect counter to practicing christianity not to mention it’s the yin to its yang.