There’s no telling what Irsay will do when he sobers up and sees he’s in charge.

You skipped over one HUGE aspect of the Xbox ONE.

*awed whispers*

And yet, he had no issue taking a complimentary car from a place calling itself Kunes.

If this were 1975, that’d be one thing, but how does this continue to happen in 2015? It’s ridiculous! There’s STILL a professional basketball team in Wisconsin?

Also, I bet there was some METHod to their madness.

In fairness, if you’ve gotta die, going out coked up in a brothel is probably one of the better ways. Right behind saving your entire family from the wreck of a burning battleship.

Promo Code: FUCKED

Yet again, Kane claimed he didn't hear that part.

This is the best thing Flyers fans have ever done since...

this is a fresh, hot take that I’ve never heard before

Me when I saw a positive wwe article on Jez:

Sasha Banks is a wrestling genius. She’s one of the top five workers in the company, has an exceptional grasp on how to pace a match WWE-style, and besides Owens is probably the best heel in the company. She made a little girl cry by taking her headband and beating up her hero...that’s a solid kayfabe villain right…

ASTROGLIDE CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS.

I’m surprised McGee worked under Pitino for such a long time. Most only work under him for 15 seconds.

Is it wrong that I have blue balls after watching that video?

Realistically, I don’t have a chance in hell of bringing Yelp down, but I’m sure as hell still going to try.

Breaking News: Buffalo Bills will continue tradition of human sacrifice as long as win streak continues

Typical New York fan doesn’t even stay for the game.

This may qualify more as holy than sacriligeous. I spent part of my childhood in West Virginia, and our town had a little monument to Robert E. Lee. Supposedly it was the place where he first saw his horse, although that’s the kind of story that could easily be a local myth.