This wins the internet. Congrats.

I really had no clue what that costume was until I read more comments. I thought it was a horrible hybrid Pikachu Godzilla.

The funniest thing I’ve read all day.

Effective immediately I have no reason to go to ESPN.com.

You Gotta Believe!

Bayley came out to Iron Man-inspired outfit for the Ironman match. C’mon! How can you not love that?

“I’m doing this as hard as I can. “

I love “Bruises”, I admit to watching the video probably around 129 times.

I’m getting “EC-DUB! EC-DUB! EC-DUB!” visions.

No fangs, not for me.

I had tears in my eyes after the conclusion of Sasha/Bayley I and II. Bayley stole my heart when she came out in red and gold for an Iron Man match. Sasha has a good chance to the best woman’s wrestler ever. I’m not enjoying the way WWE is having the Woman’s Division with the teams. I’d rather pay my $9.99 and watch…

...it’s a New Day! (for a positive WWE article on here)....Yes, it is!

That asshole heckler sucks ass.

I think I might have a good anecdote or two.

Can I get a Kid BCO?

I have faith. Information is power. I never knew about Yelp’s extortion racket until 5 minutes ago. I’m fully entrenched on Team FuckYelp. I’ll do my part to make Yelp the MySpace of 2015/2016

That is awesome. I would buy and I don’t even have a pool.

Not enough comeuppance, IMO.

“control burrito”

Jesus Fucking Christ.