1/4 of the stories were really really horrible.

“Bono isn’t the record holder....he IS the record”

I’d like to see CRJ as a vampire. With large fangs.

How great was MITM?

I mark out every time I see Terry Funk in this movie.

I miss Bill Simmons columns.

Damn. I need a trainer and free time.

The first time I see Lucille I will cringe. Fact.

I want 2 puck overtime and a bidet.

I have the Rollins Band stuck in my head now. I’m not complaining.

I have not seen a movie starring Mr. Tatum. I just hope he does a good Gambit.

Love melts steel beams!!!

Alison M’f-ing Brie.

What? No boat logo? BOOO.

Satan should never be kinja grey’ed.

I’ve had one one night stand in my life.

Can we band together as a human race and just say no to remakes?

Vince looks....mortal.

Original New York Seltzer is back too. That stuff was fan fucking tastic.

WOW BOB WOW