You’d have my high school vote.

I like #2 the best.

Yup. Would of had a huge high school crush. The pale, “almost gothic” redhead. Shiver me timbers.

But is it gluten free? I’m gluten free now and I feel awwwwwesome.

Haggar was always my Final Fight guy. Piledriving and suplexes? Yup.

I want some guac right now.

The weight of the pop in the can makes it a weapon if you throw the can as a projectile. Same silly reason if you buy a plastic bottle of water at a concert sometimes they won’t let you keep the plastic cap. (If you throw the bottle then water comes out and won’t hurt as much.)

No Howard Stern during the free preview. (At least i’m thinking it’s not just me.)

#ThanksOba.......err.....Shania

#UncleJoeyRedWingsJersey

ONYS Root Beer is the shit.

This is one bandwagon I’m glad I jumped on. I hope the Warriors demoralize Lebron.

Was it that good bread from Outhouse Steakback?

The ending of every paragraph in the letter reminds me of Eric Cartman in the episode where he fakes Tourette’s.

Will the doughnut do things my wife won’t?

Good luck Randy Mar....errrr Lorde.

Taylor would make a great looking vampire. I was hoping she’d have fangs in the video.

Shocker.

Hellbound. I love it.

Major Lazer is a must for workout mixes.