Trolls can now post inane comments on articles! Yeah! Progress!

Santorum..

Just ask Suh.

WOOO!

I had a huge crush on her during The Manhattan Project movie.

Flawless victory.

5,000,000 AwesomePoints for the Virgil reference.

Saw Arcade Fire at Lolla. They played in the afternoon because they weren’t “headliner” popular. At that time the midwest was having a major major heat wave.

Awesomesauce. That story was pure 100% awesomesauce. The dude marrying you is lucky.

Next year, the Pisstons will be in the playoffs. Book it!

Good lord. I’m thinking that crazy horny Georgia mom is a better person than this guy.

Go nuclear bomb.....?

Why am I reading this as B-ANAL-MEN?

Yup. Robyn was a teenage crush of mine.

Tall, awkward, shy, chubby male.

I’ve heard that Jesus is a big fan of Skee-ball.

Sounds like a Scientology E Meter 2.0

I despise ranch dressing. The smell, the taste, etc.

GRRRR! ARRRRGH!!!

I'm waiting for some porn that is more fantasy like. Give me women with fangs. I love me some vampires.