Damn. Metro Detroit here. Dying to know.

I'm going to try and work "Suplex City, bitch!" into daily conversation.

Ronda is over 9000 times hotter wearing the DBZ shirt.

Stay classy Alabama!

I tried to convince my wife to have the Mexican wedding from the Weezer "Island in the Sun" music video because we were getting married on May 5th. No go. Neither one of us is Mexican. We did get married outside on the lake with tons of redneck food cooked by my in laws and alcohol provided by me.

I would fake being an UK fan to "hang" out with her. She seems energetic.

Let me tell you something, Flittle4501....you piece of shit jabroni....you can take your damned spam and shove that bitch sideways and shove it up your candy ass.

I'm not brand picky. I will gladly eat store (Meijer/Kroger/etc) brand on any kind of food.

fuck.

Ehh. She's not for me.

I'll give them small props for the correct usage of "your". I was expecting "you're".

40 top, doesn't call ahead?

Damn. I can definitely go for a 13 inch hot dog with chili, onions and mustard but i can only find are lousy 12 inch hot dogs.

I'm odd. I'm all about making my own fruit infused vodka (strawberry and raspberries together is awesome)....but I'm not down with the shandy.

Classic Dusty finish.

I spent eight years bussing and serving. I'll be damned if my daughter is rude to service industry people.

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

Pat just seems like the kind of guy I'd like to be best friends with. Cool, laid back, etc.

Not enough blood. Or Snarf.

If I'm a restaurant owner and if I'm biting a server, I better be fucking Dracula.