Awesomesauce. That story was pure 100% awesomesauce. The dude marrying you is lucky.

Next year, the Pisstons will be in the playoffs. Book it!

Good lord. I’m thinking that crazy horny Georgia mom is a better person than this guy.

Go nuclear bomb.....?

Why am I reading this as B-ANAL-MEN?

Yup. Robyn was a teenage crush of mine.

Tall, awkward, shy, chubby male.

I’ve heard that Jesus is a big fan of Skee-ball.

Sounds like a Scientology E Meter 2.0

GIVE HIM ALL THE MONEY NEEDED.

I despise ranch dressing. The smell, the taste, etc.

GRRRR! ARRRRGH!!!

I'm waiting for some porn that is more fantasy like. Give me women with fangs. I love me some vampires.

I loved this movie. I saw it in the theater when I was 19 along with the female best friend who I've been FriendZoned. On the way home we get stuck by a train. The shadows on her face made it seemed like it was moving like the demon women. I was freaked the fuck out.

Damn. Metro Detroit here. Dying to know.

I'm going to try and work "Suplex City, bitch!" into daily conversation.

Ronda is over 9000 times hotter wearing the DBZ shirt.

Stay classy Alabama!

I tried to convince my wife to have the Mexican wedding from the Weezer "Island in the Sun" music video because we were getting married on May 5th. No go. Neither one of us is Mexican. We did get married outside on the lake with tons of redneck food cooked by my in laws and alcohol provided by me.

I would fake being an UK fan to "hang" out with her. She seems energetic.