Let me tell you something, Flittle4501....you piece of shit jabroni....you can take your damned spam and shove that bitch sideways and shove it up your candy ass.

I'm not brand picky. I will gladly eat store (Meijer/Kroger/etc) brand on any kind of food.

fuck.

Ehh. She's not for me.

I'll give them small props for the correct usage of "your". I was expecting "you're".

"Why are some comments grey'ed out? Maybe if i drink another beer they will get darker."

40 top, doesn't call ahead?

Damn. I can definitely go for a 13 inch hot dog with chili, onions and mustard but i can only find are lousy 12 inch hot dogs.

I'm odd. I'm all about making my own fruit infused vodka (strawberry and raspberries together is awesome)....but I'm not down with the shandy.

WOW BOB WOW

Classic Dusty finish.

"......and the snozberries taste like snozberries!"

I spent eight years bussing and serving. I'll be damned if my daughter is rude to service industry people.

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

Pat just seems like the kind of guy I'd like to be best friends with. Cool, laid back, etc.

Not enough blood. Or Snarf.

If I'm a restaurant owner and if I'm biting a server, I better be fucking Dracula.

Is it a special American Tech-Ops group delivering the food? Killing ISIS with diabetes and food poisoning?

I've actually considered transferring my job to Oregon so I could be closer to Rogue.

"Apple recommends not wearing this on the wrist that you self pleasure yourself with while watching porn on the AppleWatch."