Glenn.....and a baseball bat.

I'm thinking that the whole country is linked to one gigantic Clapper and someone is charged to Clap On Clap Off at specific times.

"Feeeeeeel the HATRED GROW!!!!"

"Come on Richie.....you're going to sign with us. Only little girlie sissies won't sign with us. You don't want to be a little girlie sissy, do ya Richie?"

I know this will be unpopular but damn I have a crush on Courtney. I've always had a crush on the pale women.

My mother would be stunned that one day reading cooking instructions for broccoli would make my mouth water.

Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.

I'm a "J.T. Smith and Tracy Smothers were not Italian" Truther.

I work at Kabletown.

I've had some of the best experiences while stoned.

This is going to sound funny.....but wouldn't the Crazy Christian pamphlet people realize that if you gave a 30% tip along with a pamphlet it would entice people to go to their cul —-err...church?

W T F.

I vote douchebag.

I'm a Metro Detroit person and I have always had the biggest crush on her. I would love to just sit and talk to her for hours. I saw a White Stripes show at ROMT and it was hard to not stare at her the entire show.

Poppin some (holographic) caps in some (holographic) asses!

Or Idaho.

18 years ago I met B.B. King, 3 a.m. Easter Sunday in Indiana with my best friend after getting drunk and watching porn with my best friend's girlfriend who I was in love with.

"I want to go on a date with Rebecca Rose."

JEETS!

Fuck that guy.