Give me an Evil Barbie with large fangs please.

Lindsay wrote "Holiday Road". Therefore, he wins. Everything.

Right now I'm trying to sell my bass guitar on CL.

I'm a straight married white middle aged guy and I think I prefer Jezebel over every other Gawker site.

The smell of any kind of Doritos makes me ill.

I'll be a little disappointed if either Lynch/Gronk doesn't try to do the splits and does the Cage Nut Punch.

I've never been a fan of the band....

Notable omissions who will one day be pro wrestlers....

Help me jeebus.

#hilarious #+1

NFL Network: "Huh? I thought this was the guy who played Captain America? Somebody go fire this Creationist ass jockey."

I bet Chad Ford's ranking for Favorite Website in 2015 will have Deadspin dropping from 1,398 to 21,097.

In the family picture you look like this girl named Sarah I had a crush on in middle school.

2 XL for me.

I really dig these lists. More please.

......and Bill Simmons just came in his pants.....

I bet that hurts.

For The Win!

Hope Solo.

"HEY BALLBOY!"